The Sweet Depravity of Twitterville

HELP OUT BURPHOLE WITH A SMALL PURCHASE HERE. THANKS! @otterhands: So what if all Muslims are different. What does that have to do with Mexican babies dying of bean related allergies? @thatstuart: No one cares about your kids Halloween candy. Priorities, people! Do you know what the queers are doing to the soil? I start…

A Clean, Well Lighted Place To Kill Yourself

HELP OUT BURPHOLE WITH A SMALL PURCHASE HERE. THANKS! Hemingway was wrong. The following is the correct sequence: Write drunk. Waste an entire day with a record-breaking hangover while you ponder the meaning of life trying not to kill yourself. Edit Sober. I suppose I would bet a hefty sum that it was a hangover…