Hello kids! Who’s the lucky cis?

Thanks for stopping by.  Welcome to Burphole Publishing.

My name is Aaron. I’m a writer and publisher. I also have a side gig as Burphole, The Nihilistic Subversive clown. I make balloon creatures out of words and throw them at your children. For a booking, hit me up. I can bring Lola and her donkey, but that’s extra…

Below are the first two editions of Burphole. A quarterly collection of satirical bloviations. They’re awesome. Treat yourself and you will be awesome too.

Each image below will link you to that collection. Give a click, will ya? And thanks again.

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